Apoligetic Letter to burglers http://now.msn.com/kate-barrett-english-woman-writes-apology-note-to-burglars

Kate Barrett, an English woman, and her boyfriend Dan Owens wrote an apology letter to burglers have they broke in and ransacked their England house. Kate taped the letter to the thieves door apologizing to them that she didn't have much valuables to steal because they have a lack of "particularly expensive taste." Following with "no need to come again." There was one thing That Dan Owens wish these theives would have taken. It will explain on the letter below.
Dear Burglars,

Thanks for popping by the other night and we're sorry we didn't have more for you to take.

As you now know, we don't have particularly expensive tastes, so there's no need to come in again, unless you would like to take my collection of VHS videos and cassettes — Dan is very disappointed you didn't take these first time round.
If you would like them, just knock on the front door and ask — no need to break another patio door as it's dreadfully hard work cleaning up all the glass.

Thanks for all the fingerprints — we really appreciated those.

Lots of love

Kate and Dan xxx